Shut up.
Attention! Atten—
Good evening, ladies ‘n’ gemmelmen.
Good evening, gummelmoan or laddies.
Good morrow, ladies.
We have a hot time tonight.
Okay. Tonight the ABC premiere:
Il Paradiso, the movie.
Marcello Spaghetti, Sophia Lasagna,
Annette Ragu, Chef Boy-ar-dee
are guineas in paradise,
trapped in a deathless world of no frustrations
because Jehovah reins, Jehova—
creator-god, munificence incarnate,
Commander-in-Chief, Five-Star Deity, the Boss Jock—
hey!—Teaching Assistant, slave, short order cook—