PUBLISHER’S STATEMENT
Both people who read our first issue allowed as how we had the nerve coming off with all that holier-than-yall highfalutin hooey about how we were going to eschew the snide & smug conceit of other xerox mags when we were every bit as snotty and full of ourself so fuck it.
The article on stumpy-faced little puppies with one brown eye and lop ears is on page 5.
