Hocus, pocus, mucous membrane How could anyone complain That when you drip from yonder brain, You tend to leave a mottled stain On pillowcases, floral-printed Brylcreem-soiled, and lemon-scented Although you leak, you cause no pain For this, a modest price we pay.
Author Archives: MIKEY
Ecce Homo
I am man, I clean the bathroom of god I bathe in surly wonderlust In hallowed dungeons, swept by gnomelike underlings I am man, I leave the driving to Us. Through piquant groves of olive trees I traipse and mince like anchovies Upon the vernal equinox of frozen pizza labyrinths I am man, I listen …
Definitely Twelve Relievers
Bob Dylan wrote this but I know he was wrong It doesn’t take a genius to relinquish one’s baboon When he’s been outside wreaking havoc ‘neath the unobstructed moon Where’s that innocent bystander when you need him much too soon? Oh, mama, can this really be the end? To be struck upside the head?
Infinitely Snide Retrievers
How nakedly my coffee sits astride the cafe stool I often stop to think of it while trying not to drool. The waitress brings the Daily News, its headline still insists That deep within the crowbar lurks a drill instructor’s school The militants in Camden towne have lately been at play Their casual cordovan loafers …
Rebel Geeds in the Rhododendrons
Ma come quick there’s a quote from Flaubert squirting out of a magic marker all across the horizon And twin red cabooses with a man standing with a feet on each one And eight tiny reindeer And a cabbage patch kid And a flag and potatoes and a limestone facade That says He who know …
Geeks Also
Ma what happened to my neo-synephrine I was using to upholster My sinuses and synapses? A biscuit wearing baseball shoes replied, “mene, mene, tekel upharsim” As it slowly slathered guacamole sauce upon its Tilted brain.
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Salivating
My commandant declassified all that we were told so we knew it was hunky-dory After he proclaimed me persona non grata I began to have my doubts. But I reasoned that he had God on his side so what could a robot do? Anyway, I called to tell you we lost both engines and are …