August 24 The journey’s beginning to wear heavily on the members of the party. Our food supply’s dwindling; all the water in the area is stagnant; and one of my socks is constantly falling down around my ankle. I’m happy to report, however that Normandy’s humor is still intact. Just this morning, he threatened to …
Author Archives: Peter Cunningham
Up A Lazy River
The following are excerpts from the journal of famed adventurer Clementon Feignsworth. Feignsworth is the man who, in 1927, discovered a connecting waterway between the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. This was proclaimed a great achievement until someone noticed that his discovery was actually the Panama Canal, already in operation since 1914. In these papers, we …
The Celluloid Kid
Since his death more than three months ago from loss of breath, interest in filmmaker Leonard Melvilleson has been at an all-time high. Melvilleson was, of course, the creator of such cinematic classics as Partially Fatal, Passport to Farce, and Faceless Passion. Indeed, so prolific was he that at the time of his passing his …