Author Archives: Unsigned
Masthead
Mouse Train
Step Down into a Whole New Universe!
Magic Bullet Volume 4, Issue 1
A Far Left Pot Luck circa 1984
Untitled #1
I stood erect and listened for the sound I knew would come. Straining like a lifter to catch the first airy note. Roberta and Juan coiled like snakes around the core of their mad hope. Longstreth picking banjo and singing country songs. Felix mixing the elixer of existence. Constance dancing from fence to fix. Glen …
What Ingo Must Do To Win
Sound Technician
McDonalds Notebooks
Our hero, Trevor Whiz, has infiltrated McDonalds’ corporate management. He writes from somewhere in the West: 12/28 3:21 p.m. — On New Year’s Eve we will thicken our shakes, just as we have on News Years’ past, thus gradually deceiving parents into feeding their kids ice cream with their hamburgers. Hah, but it’s not ice …