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Fossils
We Are Delicious
Today, brothers and sisters, I want to talk to you about your future. “Happiness is intestinal,” sayeth the Lord. Follow along with me, please, as I read from the Book of George, Chapter 12, Verse 13: “And lo, the day shall come when the Lords of the Universe shall gather to feast upon mankind. And …
What Makes a Winning Science Project?
Magic Bullet Volume 1, Issue 3
Happy Mother’s Day
Chain Letter
This letter has been sent to you for good luck. The original copy is in New England. It has been around the world nine times. The luck has now been sent to you. You will receive good luck within four days of receiving this letter, provided you send it back out. This is no joke. …
Magic Bullet Volume 1, Issue 2
How did scientists release atomic energy?
Untitled
Now is the time for all retroactive poppies to succumb to the fate of their chromosomes. The neat brown cub scout leaps over the pimple-pocked demagogue as shaken instruments recall the time of every mother’s signpost: pygmy erythrocytes writhe as copper-bellied stroke victims count their dental fleas. Speak now and forever decay with fido’s folded …