Rebel Geeds in the Rhododendrons

Ma come quick there’s a quote from Flaubert squirting
out of a magic marker all across the horizon
And twin red cabooses with a man standing with a feet on each one
And eight tiny reindeer
And a cabbage patch kid
And a flag and potatoes and a limestone facade
That says He who know is them that grow old you know that’s how it go

Me said, John don’t you touch that dial
We’re low on eggs a’ready and the pigs came out to play
A game of touch football and they’re using
My earring with the diamond for a first-down marker

This has to be the place because if you look
There’s nothing there except a greyish tiny time pill
And a picture of lizards reading Gray’s anatomy
Round a late-night fireplace piled high with microphones
Used by Edward R. Murrow in his salad days
When he was just a little shaver trying hard to undercover
His malignant capital gains.

Geeks Also

Ma what happened to my neo-synephrine I was using to upholster
My sinuses and synapses?
A biscuit wearing baseball shoes replied,
“mene, mene, tekel upharsim”
As it slowly slathered guacamole sauce upon its
Tilted brain.

America

(ten years after)

Every tone I murmer
Is the interrogative woo—
Whooshing interstate
Escaping city clutches—
Gnawing fingers unbinding
The soiled text of time.

Every note I raise
Billows from red brick
Smokestack lightning rubbed out of
Blinked eyes with raw fists
And coughed into the grey—
Grey spaces.

Every chord I strum
Is the fresh grafitti’d concrete sea,
It’s dying waves expanding—
Cracking underfoot
To trip unsuspecting children
Crying into crevasses that
Swell and close over.

Every song I sing
Is a lie; diffused across
Banners and rading fields with
Death, blindly echoing
A whisper of greatness, tiptoeing over
Naive lips licked by thrashing tongues,
And rocketing into the open space
Where there is only one tune, one voice.

– Rich Yespelkis (1955-1976)

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Having many things on her mind, mainly militancy and genetics, Kate averted her eyes, wondering how many times the cashier in the supermarket would ring up the price incorrectly.

When are we, why are we, we people of the Third,
of the incorrect distinction—violently albine
and waiting with open eyes.
Harry said that we of the torched
Gaelic inscriptions are loudly
unreasonable, making anti-governmental
intervention devices in
our damp houses; how have we reaffirmed
our strength to dea with
this situation?

No is what we say to you in the night
when it is dark. No is what we say
to you from the dead mines of
upstate Pennsylvania. We are the flushed face boy
standing before the armory in tears,
an unwilling sanctuary for
your noncommittal sympathies.

– Caroline Burns

The Legendary White Dog Goes to Hollywood

“I’ll never forget the time,” said Morgan, as he rolled up his sleeve to keep his cuffs from getting dirty, “the time that the Legendary White Dog took a bite our of his leg when they were filming Witness in South Philly in 1984.”

“Who’s leg?” queried Amanda, as she bent to sift out of the sand an object that had caught her eye.

“What?” said Morgan.

“Who’s leg did the dog bite?”

“Harrison Ford’s…”

“Harry who?”

“Not Hary. Harrison. Harrison Ford… You know, Indiana Jones, Han Solo. Force Ten from Navarone, the guy in the San Francisco Kid with Gene Wilder. He was playing real tough with this bad guy in front of a bar in South Philly… The dog just walked up to him and bit him on the leg… It was really funny… The director said at the time that he was going to use it in the film, but of course he never did… We all went down  to the movies when it opened… We thought the dog was going to be in it… They were shooting on that corner for two days and the scene in the movie lasted only about fifteen seconds… We all said that the dog should have been in it… I was afraid, even that they would shoot the whole over again back in the studio with a real stunt dog but they didn’t even do that… I remember it all so clearly because they even brought their own trash to have strewn around the streets.”

“What do you think it is?” said Amanda tossing the object to Morgan. “I found it in the sand.”

“OUCH!!” said Morgan as the object, which weighed about five pounds, hit him on the left side of his head. Then, he looked up at Amanda, “You never—ever—listen to anything that I have to say. Am I that uninteresting?”

“No, Morgan. In fact I find you quite fascinating.”

“Then, what was I talking about just now?” Morgan hissed slightly as he picked up the silver belt buckle with the large turquoise stone in the center that Amanda had thrown at him.

“You were talking about how the Legendary White Dog took a bite out of Gene Wilder because he was throwing trash all over Philadelphia.”

“Yes,” sighed Morgan, “I guess that was all that was important.”

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“Nup. Don’ think she’s cracked, do you Bill?”

“Well, N’ifya look here; right here along the edge…”

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“There she is.”

“Shoot. I ran right past it.”

“Anybody’d miss a little thang like that, Job.”

“Mebbe. But what’d’a happened if that’d gone through?”

“Not much, I think. Prolly jist the atom death of the Universe.”

“An’ it’d a been my fault . . .”

“Don’t take it too hard, Job. How d’ya think I learned?”

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– Gary L. Gehman